you just don't appreciate the MUSIC

[This entry is FORWARD-DATED to October 24th. She will reply to this entry for a while before going to seek out Fugue.]

9:32:33
9:32:56

that was when my brother stabbed me
that is when i will die

23 years, 23 seconds, does it make much of a difference in the end?

i am renee. some call me mother. some call me bacon, or christopher walken, or charles, or cheese, or kaleidoscope, or cancer?, or canon, or any other name.( To spare your f-lists, an OOC cut. )

( A plain-text translation of the above )

[ About Cancer? ]

First and foremost, Cancer? is not his her real Edensphere name, though it is the name most commonly used in referring to him her. HeShe often introduces himself with a different name each time shehe meets someone new.

Some examples of older names:

• Cancer? - first name ever used, given to by Fugue
• Crinkle
• Case
• Cytosine
• Chafe
• Fugue
• Cheese
• Charles
• Canon
• Camper
• California
• Torpid
• Salt
• Christopher Walken
• Mr. Tamarindo
• Yo Mamma

Cancer? is a fairly disturbed woman in his or her early twenties, and even his/her appearance speaks contradictions. Is she a she? If so why do former residents refer to her as a him? For ease of your little minds, let us call her a 'she'. Her uneven hair and its wild, nonsensical colors clash with her perfect posture, and her warm smile can easily twist into a knowing smirk. Her eyes--a strange metallic hazel--are both deep with wisdom and blank, staring into daydreams and realities unseen by others.

Cancer? stands at 5'10" and appears malnourished. Her clothing is nothing special--she, like many other Edensphere residents, seems to wear whatever she can get his hands on. Long ago, she had a particularly new looking Rolex watch, constantly set to 9:32, the second hand stuck ticking back and forth between 44 and 59. However it was lost when she decided to take a nap.

Take a nap? Why was Cancer? missing for so long?
What does it mean that she's returned?
What is the capital of Spain?
What do you mean a tomato is a fruit?! >D

Some people have said that there is a connection between Cancer? and Fugue and indeed they often seem at ends with one another--Fugue seems to despise Cancer? to the very core, though the younger only seems to think of the man as someone to poke fun at. Cancer? does seem to know more about Edensphere, but most of what she says is completely useless. Sorting through to find the important stuff is a task not many are willing to attempt, but doing so might prove advantageous, granted one isn't lost in her senseless babbling.

--
[This is an updated profile. Cancer? original profile is here.]

There's a sound of bed sheets rustling, a soft shift of fabric that has been washed to thinness. It's noisy here, the sound of footsteps walking, people talking, strange machines beeping and distant sneakers squeaking by.

Something shifts the bed sheets and the sound of a tiny baby whining in protest is heard over the radios. The bed creaks, the baby whines.

"You know what, Vic? He looks like a Denzel."

The voice is female; tired, young and distracted.

Footsteps approach and this time the voice is a young male.

"I thought we agreed on Brian?"

In the distance, someone begins to scream. The sound is drowned out by the woman.

"But he looks more like a Denzel. Besides, I like Denzel. Don't you like Denzel?"

"Yeah, yeah, do what you want."

"Heh heh! Denzel it is then! Hi, Denzel! I'm your mommy!"

The bed sheets shift, machines beep, a woman screams and shoes squeak on by.

the world is tilting!
the sky is falling!
the underside is compressing!
this might just be me being drunk
but i don't tend to drink orange juice after 8!

besides,
when have you had reason to doubt me?

an important important important question to all mice still searching for the cheese and to all mice grown complacent enough to think cardboard mazes exist in nature:

When ignorance is the state of the matter, and the truth shall not set you free, can peace of mind be found in denial?

min. 500 words, on my desk or in the journals, saturday night, kthxbye

[ooc; For the record! Cancer? is really going to be grading your essays--mostly on word count, but also on content. Rewards include memory crystals. Feel free to use this chance to grab up a memory. 8D

ETA: I FORGOT TO MENTION. Because of certain circumstances, Cancer? does not remember her interactions with most characters except for those who she logged with after her second in-game death. This includes the names she's given out, among other useful things.]

attention residents of edensphere!

it has come to my attention that some of you believe nottoushi and i are dating
this is simply untrue!
the bond between us is much deeper than mere 'dating'!
we were brought together by fate!

and for the record, drake and i are both responsible adults and the bondage was consensual
he wanted to clarify the truth™

GOOD LUCK NOTTOUSHI!!!

I LOVE YOU LIKE A BROTHER AND WILL NEVER FORGET ALL THE WONDERFUL THINGS YOU'VE DONE FOR ME. I WOULD LIKE TO THANK YOU FOR THE BUBBLE GUM YOU WILL GIVE ME IN THREE MONTHS AND MY PARENTS FOR RAISING ME TO BE A LOYAL STEED. SOMEDAY WE'LL LOOK BACK AT THIS AND LAUGH AS WE SMOKE OUR CUBAN CIGARS, WATCHING THE SUNLIGHT DIE OVER THE EDGE OF THE CAPE. I SWEAR!!

EVERYONE! HELP ME FIND NOT! HE WRITES LIKE THIS:

[ooc; Cancer? tried to copy Toushi's handwriting.]

Wha--no it isn't!

ajklfkaj--I'm not going to tell you if you're going to shoot me! I need more points!

if you help me find him, i will give you a mango. (this applies to you too, not! give yourself up!)