catatonicanon: (on display)
catatonicanon ([personal profile] catatonicanon) wrote2011-01-28 12:48 pm

[19] Audio Broadcast

There's a sound of bed sheets rustling, a soft shift of fabric that has been washed to thinness. It's noisy here, the sound of footsteps walking, people talking, strange machines beeping and distant sneakers squeaking by.

Something shifts the bed sheets and the sound of a tiny baby whining in protest is heard over the radios. The bed creaks, the baby whines.


"You know what, Vic? He looks like a Denzel."

The voice is female; tired, young and distracted.

Footsteps approach and this time the voice is a young male.


"I thought we agreed on Brian?"

In the distance, someone begins to scream. The sound is drowned out by the woman.

"But he looks more like a Denzel. Besides, I like Denzel. Don't you like Denzel?"

"Yeah, yeah, do what you want."

"Heh heh! Denzel it is then! Hi, Denzel! I'm your mommy!"

The bed sheets shift, machines beep, a woman screams and shoes squeak on by.
spandexisyouth: (Concerned)

There's emphasis in his voice.

[personal profile] spandexisyouth 2011-01-29 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
Perhaps a lesson on fruit would be good for another day.

Thankfully he's not that dense

[identity profile] coughcoughshank.livejournal.com 2011-01-29 02:54 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, okay.

[Pause]

...Who is this?
spandexisyouth: (Bein' ninja)

Heehee.

[personal profile] spandexisyouth 2011-01-29 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
[His voice is known, there's really no point to hiding it.]

My name is Gai.

[identity profile] coughcoughshank.livejournal.com 2011-01-29 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
Oh! I don't think I've ever talked to you before, Gai-san. I'm Daitou.
spandexisyouth: (Concerned)

[personal profile] spandexisyouth 2011-01-29 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
Hello, Daitou. I am sorry for us taking so long to talk. It is good to meet you. Some time we should meet in person.

[identity profile] coughcoughshank.livejournal.com 2011-01-29 03:19 am (UTC)(link)
[Slightly false cheer because he's sort of clued into 'oh hey EVERYONE INCLUDING THAT CRAZY LADY can hear our conversation]

I'll probably run into you eventually.
spandexisyouth: (No I am not sweating Kakashi)

[personal profile] spandexisyouth 2011-01-29 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh good. Gai was starting to get worried.]

That would be good. There are some very nice places to visit around here, and I frequent several of them; a meeting would make a visit all the more sweet.

[identity profile] coughcoughshank.livejournal.com 2011-01-29 03:36 am (UTC)(link)
[Pause while he deciphers your crazy shinobi code-talk]

I'll look forward to it, then.
spandexisyouth: (I AM A GENIUS)

[personal profile] spandexisyouth 2011-01-29 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
Splendid.